Thought for St Pat's day

Basementgeek · Supreme Guru Joined: 01 Jan 2003 Posts: 12000 Points: 1188

We are all to familiar with the human body and its way to eliminate waste.

So here is the question I pose: Since the liquid waste expelled is usually a shade of yellow and you consume large quantities of "Green" beer, should not this liquid waste be a shade of "blue" since green and yellow make blue

Well I am off to continue my own test to to see if this theory "holds" water.

Cheers and Beers Smile

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Canuck · Posted: Wed 03/17/2004 2:00pm [Post #2]

That's what I'd call a groaner Exclamation

Funny, but non the less ... Wink

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PartieHonteuse · Posted: Wed 03/17/2004 5:52pm [Post #3]

The reason why it's a shade of yellow is because you are getting too much of something...if I recall right it's vitamin C or proteins..something like that. Here's an interesting fact...more than 70% of americans are dehydrated, probably because we're too busy drinking the green beer. Hey, good luck with the test though....I might eat a dollar bill later and see if I can't crap out a fifty.

Partie™

P.S. Blue is a primary color....can't mix anything to make it. Cool

back to finger paintings for meeee.

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mart44 · Posted: Thu 03/18/2004 1:52am [Post #4]

If you want to really turn your urine green I think lots of B complex vitamins will do it . A sort of 'pee green' I suppose. Why is it normally yellow though?

A colour associated with running away is yellow. Since urine runs away it has no choice but to be yellow. Logical thinking. Rolling Eyes

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woodcock23 · Posted: Thu 03/18/2004 4:51am [Post #5]

When but a lad in the services some wag said to us "Get those toxins out of the system" get fitter before running the mile in a certain time, cant remember I think it had to be under 5 mins- anyway we got and took a couple of "Carters Little Liver Pills" as suggested by this wag- next time we went to the 'Heads' the colour as we took a leak staggered us -it was unbelievable 8O Smile

cheers Jim.

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galena1 · Posted: Thu 03/18/2004 6:30am [Post #6]

I like the one about the dollar bill, Partie Very Happy

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I had a particularly heavy night once? on rum and black(currant).
The following day I made an emergency appointment with my doctor cos I was convinced I was peeing blood Embarassed

I thought it was about time H2G degenerated into bodily functions Razz

Cheers all - Bob.

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whoozhe · Posted: Fri 03/19/2004 7:26pm [Post #7]

My doctor advised me that I needed to boost my Vit B and Iron intake. I increased my daily dose of Guiness.

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galena1 · Posted: Sat 03/20/2004 1:47am [Post #8]

The only option really. SO much better than all those little tablets that disappear in a second

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