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    Smile For Mr & Mrs RDL on your 50th anniversary

    God arrives and says I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their wives on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their wives. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.

    The next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their wives, there was only one man.

    God was angry and said, You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?

    And the man replied I dont know, my wife told me to stand here.

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    May I join in and congratulate you too, Mr & Mrs RDL.


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    My goodness! 1/2 a century of wedded bliss!

    Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. You might want to start putting name tags in your underwear! May I be so nosy as to ask if there is a second Honeymoon planned or are you not finished celebrating your first Honeymoon?

    May your special day be filled with happy memories from the past that linger into the years of wedded bliss yet to come.

    Congratulations Mr and Mrs RDL.
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    It's a "golden anniversary".


    Congratulations!

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    Congratulations again to you both - it's a wonderful thing to have found the right partner and still be so happy after so many years - I suspect that a lot of laughing went into the mix

    Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike.You might want to start putting name tags in your underwear!
    Oh my, that's so true - don't you remember, RDL already wears a yellow dress?!

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    LOL! Boy do I! Takes a real man to look that good in a dress! Couldn't find the thread that had included that picture. I have a feeling it is located within a thread started by someone else.
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    Ask and ye shall receive!

    It doesn't make you a bad person!
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    Ah now I remember! ROFL!

    It appears my opinion about real men wearing dresses haven't changed much.

    Thank you, Steph.
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    What can I say? You don't have to meet your friends to appreciate them. Mary and I still hold each others hands. If we let got we'd kill each other .I actually spent the first 5 hours of my birthday (17th August) in hospital being diagnosed with gastritis. I am much better now but all social plans for the near future have, of necessity, been put on hold. As to the yellow dress, well "Mandy on Monday". God bless you all and thanks again for all your good wishes.
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    Congratulations, hope the day was special!